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SEVEN IS WHAT?


 DOS Games Forever!!
 

What many of those near me would know that many not near me wouldn’t know would be that I really love DOS Games. Commander Keen, Duke Nukem (the original 1991 set), Crystal Caves, Monster Bash, Rise Of The Triad, Galactix (old school even for DOS!), Paganitzu, Realms of Chaos, Raptor, and Wolfenstein 3D are only just SOME of the DOS games I play ad nauseum.

I get such an excitement from them, that I often feel the need to rip out someone’s spine and yell “DOS GAMES FOREVER!!” Sort of like how Dr. Weird does with Steve, only without the “SAMHAIN FOREVER!!” This all happens in “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” trust me.

One of these days, I’ll have to cut and paste all of the “Dr. Weird”s together to make one giant film of insanity.

And now, we take a pause.








Normally, I don’t recommend products to people. Not only that, but I don't recommend products that install onto other people’s computers. Computers are like fingerprints. Each one is different, and each one reacts differently to different pieces of software. But, if you are a computer owner – and you feel that your computer is recent enough to handle most things – then I have this recommendation for you.

At the website “Wincustomize.com,” one may find the “Windowblinds” program. This really nice program re-skins the Graphic User Interface (GUI) of your Windows XP operating system. The only reason – mark you, THE ONLY REASON – why I’m even mentioning this, is because there is a skin called “Novum OS” that is so well done, so well coordinated, it needs to be seen to believed in. It is definitely getting plenty of “screen time” on my computer.

But trust me, as soon as Linux starts becoming easier to use, and has these themes available, I’m am so switching over.

Paradoxx – Atomika – Atomika

7

delusions of sexcellence
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 NUCLEAR-UNDERGROUND HOTDOGS
 

Now, normally, I am one to abbreviate such titles like this one. But when we seriously ponder the implications of abbreviation in this case, we end up with scenarios like this:

News Reporter: I’m standing here with the man known as Seven Is Darker, in downtown Portland. We are watching him eat because we don’t have anything better for the evening news.

Seven Is Darker: (While eating) Wath up?

News Reporter: Now, from what I hear, Seven Is Darker, you are interested in making bizarre recombinations of popular foods.

Seven Is Darker: That’s right. I’m currently enjoying a NUH.

News Reporter: A what?

Seven Is Darker: A NUH. NUH!

News Reporter: I…uh….still don’t understand.

Seven Is Darker: A NUH! NUH! NUH!

News Reporter: And apparently the lesson here is that eating anything Seven Is Darker makes inhibits the intelligence of the eater. In other words, anything Seven cooks will make you stupid.

And other such scenarios may occur. But really, this is how you make a Nuclear Underground Hotdog.

Step 1: Take the hot dog buns, butter the insides, and then throw it on a hot pan to toast the inside of the bun until it is fairly well toasted.

Step 2: Take the toasted buns and pour (or scoop, whichever) hot relish into the crevasse. Then, take a bunch of jalapeńos, or any hot pepper of your choice, slice it up, and then layer it across the top of the hot relish.

Step 3: Put the hotdog on top of the hot stuff, and then layer the hotdog with your condiments of your choice.

And that is a Nuclear Underground Hotdog.

Be sure to tune in next week when I reverse time to find out what is really inside a nukable burrito.

Evil’s Toy – Virtual State – Virtual State (Radio Edit)

7

thank you, that was horrible
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 Muffingeddon May Occur
 

Sorry about the delay between postings, but I have finally perfected the Muffin Overfiend Demon, so now my plans may continue uninterrupted. Unlike the Inner Circle (Big Shane, Mr. Warlock,  Kristin, and SpiceMama) the Muffin Overfiend is merely a tool, and technically not a major player.

One of the other things I have been doing in the time between posts was getting all of the cords that power my two master computers in order. In case you’re wondering, I have taken pictures of the final result of my organizing. I didn’t take a “Before” picture, because it would have been just ugly.






Cosmicity (Mark Nicholas) – Listen To The Future – An Unbiased Observation Of Human Interaction (Theme From Creation)

7

can mobile homes rampage?
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 DRINK YOUR BROWN LIQUID YOU CORN-FED …..(8/25)
 

I’ve decided to rename and reclassify all of my music. So now we all can now look forward to my new playlists. For example, I’ve decided to rename the song “Message In A Bottle” by The Police as, “Dude, Where’s My Popcorn?!” and I have reclassified it as a Porn Groove.

One of these days, I’m going to legally rename myself as Duke Nukem. Either that, or 3D Realms will finally release Duke Nukem Forever. Whichever comes first. For those of you who’ve been in on this, Duke Nukem Forever has been a game in the making for ten years.

Squeeezie! SQUEEEZIE!!

Soundgarden – Superunknown – Spoonman

7

the board of really irresponsible people
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 The Ham Sammich? (8/23)
 

Now, I may be turning into Captain Obvious to the people who are well aware of the abilities of 1970’s Receivers.

I have a 1978 Kenwood Receiver, which – normally – only has ports for two speakers: left and right. When I received this fine Receiver, I first got only two three-way speakers (from Fisher.) But, thanks to my knowledge of the earlier Receivers, I know have a six-speaker system, and I can, should I so want, expand it to a full eight-speaker job.

Here’s how:

A few Receivers, and an even smaller quantity of stereo systems made today have wire-contact speaker connectors. Most Receivers, and most stereo systems have a more conventional, and definitely easier to connect, RCA plug system. The downside to an RCA plug system – despite the easy-to-connect prospects, is that an RCA plug equals ONE plugin, and one plugin only, unless you’re super smart with the RCA cables, and I’ll describe that later.

With a wire-connect system, you can – conceivably – add in as many speakers as you can cram onto the metal plate. Because my Receiver has an “A&B” switch, which enables the use of both Left and Right speakers for Plates A and B, that means that I have the ability – at the least – to connect eight speakers to my Receiver.

Right now, I have six. One pair was the original pair of Fisher floor speakers that came with the Receiver. Then, I went to Goodwill, and checked out their store. They had a pair of Pioneer floor speakers just about the same size as my original Fishers. And then, I had the fortune of walking into Freegeek’s brick and mortar store at the right time. (Sorry for those of you who don’t live in the Northwest.)

There were a pair of Fisher floor speakers there with 15” subwoofer discs. Needless to say, on a one-by-one basis, these new speakers dwarf the older ones by quite a bit. And they are the third pair of speakers in on my “two-speakers-maximum” Receiver. Also, needless to say, the bass alone is enough to disintegrate an apartment complex.

What one needs to do in a situation like mine, is hear Loreena McKennitt’s “The Mummer’s Dance – Single Version” with these speakers. It is truly the “poor-man’s-surround-system.” The whole thing cost me $90. It pays to know your local thrift stores.

I’m also fairly certain people are going to ask about the meaning of the title of this blog. There is no meaning. As of yet. Some my find out later. But most may never know.

30 Seconds To Mars – A Beautiful Lie – A Beautiful Lie

7

what about the floating pig out there?
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