I am currently enjoying a bottle of Delerium Tremens. I think I was fascinated by the bottle cover, which prominently displays pink elephants, strutting crocodile policemen, and Eastern Dragon emblems. And the picture of Ted Nugent.

Sorry about that last one. Anyhow, I’m going to try one more time to upgrade my PC. One more time. After this, I’m just going to give up. Fortunately, I’m so well set up that if anything happens, everything is backed up. It’s sorta like the confident feeling one gets from having a saved game. Really.

Did you all hear about the Mac monitor that will incorporate tiny little cameras in the screen? And I don’t mean - just a few cameras - I mean EVERY SINGLE PIXEL IS A CAMERA. It is effectively 1982, and we are just now hearing about what’s going to happen in 1984. The next thing your going to hear is that every single screen now transmits visual, audio, and olfactory information. Soon you will be able to SMELL the sweat on the main hero. Eventually the monitors of tomorrow will sprout legs and follow you around, saying, “You want me.” And then the weaker examples of humanity would turn around, grab the screen, and inhale deeply.

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Sorry, just seeing what would come up if I pressed my face against the keyboard repeatedly. I find it ultimately ironic that the number 7 comes up twice.

30 Seconds To Mars - 30 Seconds To Mars - Capricorn (A Brand New Name)

7

i am escaping

For so it falls out, I have been ultra busy with everything. I’m terribly sorry for not being there for chatting, continuous blog postings, and for not filling the world with cheese.

But what I can tell you, was that this morning my internal organs declared themselves as independent autonomous states. Some of them have already gone to war on each other. While the border wars raged, I was busy destroying and recompiling my computer once more.

So please be understanding when I say that life is taking the majority of my time and my money, and that I shall be back soon. Fortunately, I get two days off this week, so things are looking up!

7

consume the dinner abominations

One of these days, I’m just going laugh whenever somebody greets me.

(Victim:) “Hey, how’s it....”

(Seven:) “HAHAHAHA! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

(Victim:) “ Uh... What?”

(Seven:) “HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!”

(Victim:) “Uh, I don’t understand.”

(Seven:) “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Believe me, all that laughing is therapeutic. We will now break for a few words that inspire me to write the things that I do.

Monkey bagel neat all points bulletin beer zim constant slander pigboy jet cookie space bacon offset jacket perspicuous stout inorganic nacho fortress haboob nylon elevator android Cornish delicious weenie death booth doughboy cheese joy grease dancing pain legislation seven is darker marbles psychic red squirrel zygomorphic watercress nicht wahr maison de sante tout a fait tinder kidnaping fry lord Spanish inquisition owl insertion monarchy fingertip minimal evil clone taquito Santa nuclear mole tuna hair floating moose dancing naked chair squid chub monster ham vomit ski lift breaking toady seven is darker drool oily bricks realism sniffy devilfish bed earthquake rupture fat man jiggly trout frozen headless clown bolt monocle ogre random doom rigor mortis kitty sucking trees ladylike evil merry platypus overgrown pickle ragman ocean malevolent shirt muffin shave bad self horrible boy head exploding snacks.

The Timelords - Doctorin’ The TARDIS (Single Album) - Doctorin’ The TARDIS

7

high altitude no opening

Much like Prince, who at one point legally changed his name to a symbol, this blog post doesn’t have a name, IT HAS A SOUND. But since I have nothing to load for a sound effect, you’ll just have to imagine it.

While you’re all busy figuring that one out, I would like you all to know that I got myself more of those “Vornado” look-alike fans for my household. I have them arranged so that I can enjoy a tornado-esque vortex of wind. I can’t really say that I feel any cooler, but I feel that the flying scraps of paper and woodland creatures that somehow got stuck in all of this gives it an amusement factor that seriously offsets the price.

While my place of living gets sucked up like Dorothy’s house, one can only ask so many questions.

“How will Netflix deliver unto me my list of movies?”
“Do I get air miles out of this?”
“Can I steer this thing to invade other countries?”
“Does this mean I can become the next spin doctor?”
“SquirrelSquirrelSQUIRR....”

Oh, and also it has been found out that instead of falling asleep, I chain myself to the bed and rail against the darkness until I lose consciousness. Just so you know.

Caviar - Caviar - I Am The Monument

7

sausage meat animal

I did it. I finally fixed my computer. I was on the verge of thinking I was going to lose everything, past and present. But I didn’t.

So it is time for celebration. Tonight, I smile like I mean it.

Tomorrow, there will be amusing post. I promise.

The Killers - Hot Fuss [Limited Edition] - Smile Like You Mean It

7

the last screams of the missing neighbors