I'm definitely getting better. I feel fine! I think I'll take a walk! I feel happy....I feel happpy...*thud*

In all honesty, maybe tomorrow I'll do an enormous blog update for my revolutionary music blog, and quite a few updates to this one.

Somebody PM me! I don't know if my e-mail is working! Just say anything!

"My, those ducks are sporting a healthy shade of purple!"
"The weather here is so weird. First it was hailing, then it was raining lawyers!"
"Who are you, and why does you blog make want to chew on something?"
"I've got a tuna sandwich!"

Really. Just PM me, and say anything.

The Bravery - The Bravery - An Honest Mistake

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ply them with doughnuts until they translate things for you

This is one of the times where one can derive what the actual blog subject is going to be - by simply reading the title.

I am now clearly sick with a cold. My nose is running, and my brain no longer wants to participate with life. Much rest will now follow. And broccoli. And spinach. And garlic. And chicken.

But in the meantime, Spicegirl, let me know what colors you would like your blog post to include.

David Bryne - Pure Moods - Main Title Theme (The Last Emperor)

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you must be using someone else's bed

I am on a neverending quest, TO SHOVE AS MUCH TUNA INTO MY MOUTH AS QUICKLY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

And now, we will have a quote from Seven Is Darker - something he has actually said in the past: "Apparently I can't send you stuff, even with the "Send File" button. Because all of my stuff doesn't exist. I've been LIVING A LIE. IT'S ALL OVER!!! WAHHH! *sob* *choke* (sound of wrists being slit)"

I have now decided to add cryptogenic statements to the bottom of my blog. Because I am just NOT CONFUSING ENOUGH. I have heard that people walk away from my blog with a vague understanding of what I have said. THIS CANNOT CONTINUE. I want people to walk away dazed and confused like I just gave them a mental blanket party.

Interpol - Antics - Evil

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for now, the cucumber sandwich lives.....

Wow. I just had two Jolt Battery (r) colas this morning. I then promptly did two washes, vacuumed the house, did my tech and food shopping, updated information on my finances, downloaded an entire webcomic, and reorganized my desk.

Then I vibrated so fast I went back in time so I could watch an "A Flock of Seagulls" concert. I also decided to go further back in time and personally helped build the Temple of Karnac, in Egypt. Did you know back then that they had orgiastic rituals in place of what we would normally call Christmas? And Spring Solstace? I've now made it a point to go back in time at least twice a year.

Also, by sheer will, I altered the probabily ratio of non-existence to existence to such an extent that I literally forced a dragon into existence. However, I forgot the part about civility and intelligence, so this is why I'm posting from the local library, and not my (obliterated) place of residence.

Because of my newfound ability to use my mind to alter the universe, I have now reprogrammed all of your minds to accept that only the first paragraph actually happened.

Negativeformat - Moving Past The Boundaries - Prototype

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Okay, this is going to confound you all. It most certainly has confounded me.

Apparently, "futures-tradingonline.com" has an RSS feed of my blogs. Yes, that's right, if you were to go to the aforementioned site, my first blog post up to my "*anger bread*" post is clearly visible. It starts on page 8 of "www.futures-tradingoneline.com/blog/checkatone/5/7.html", and goes on until page 14.

Mommy, I'm scared, why do these people want a raving psychotic's blog postings?

The Cure - Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me - A Thousand Hours

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