Yes folks. Much in alignment with my other idiosyncracies, I also happen to have a peculiar interest with garlic. I bought a jar of pre-peeled garlic in the grocery store today. I ate three whole slices. AS IS.

Which brings me to the main subject of today's blog, the summarization of Dragonball Z.

A whole bunch of Caucasion-looking gents with intense martial-arts training and weird, alien/mystical backgrounds pally around on Earth. Then alien forces conspire to destroy the whole galaxy, and somehow, those maglinant forces , must stop what they're doing, and introduce themselves to our main heros , who are either sitting around on Earth, or somehow in psychic pain over the destruction of the galaxy. Then come colossal battles between the, calm, orderly bad guys , and the indignant Dragonball warriors .

All during this time, flashbacks to the Dragonball warriors' respective childhoods take up several dozen episodes. The actual fight only lasts fifteen minutes.

Many times, the Dragonball warriors are severely beaten , usually to an inch away from death. At which point, they either A) Recover , or B) Become righteously angry and gather up a second wind that rivals that of several gods . At which point the villain doesn't last long, and typically dies with many seizure-inducing explosions going all about their heads.

I'm sorry DBZ fans, but in my opinion, DBZ is only really great for Anime Music Videos. The only part of the DBZ series I liked was that one movie where this juggernaut beat up the whole DBZ cast with his fists alone. He slammed their faces into concrete, broke their bodies against mountains, and just generally beat them up until one of the DBZ guys summoned up the Righteously Angry Mode.

(Unfortunately for beginner DBZ fans, what I just described above as being my favorite part actually sounds like any of several dozen bad guys.)

So I leave you with this synopsis, and I eagerly await all of the hate-mail and flaming comments that I am bound to receive. Keep in mind that the more you call me an ignoramus, the more I will laugh at your comments.

mind.in.a.box - Dreamweb - Sun And Storm

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Yes, when I am not busily forging my identity, I am usually attempting to UNDERMINE ALL LEGITIMATE EARTH AUTHORITY. It is a busy life as an ALIEN INVADER. No, I don't come in peace.

Quite frankly, any alien race that has the slightest inkling about our past, even in general terms, would be more inclinded to see us never make it out to the stars.

Endanger - Addicted To The Masses - Give Me A Reason

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Hey people, do you read up on Pioneer's Blog? You should. Him being the administrator of this whole site.

Anyhow, one of his recent blogs detailed his troubles with finding "popular" blogs in this 6,000+ blogging community. Many people have e-mailed him complaining that his "popular" choices are not very, well... "popular." In response, Pioneer has requested that people e-mail him favorite suggestions - names of bloggers that they feel are "popular."

Well, can you just imagine what would happen if someone, let's say, nominated ME to be a "popular blogger." I know, I know....stop your crying, the world is NOT COMING TO AN END. I don't even have a possibility of being "popular." Just be quiet. It's not going to happen.

But can you imagine if it did occur that I was recommended? I would receive this little e-mail, nicely but oddly written, and thoroughly cleaned up by the legal department of blogstream.com. It would probably sound something like this:

PLEASE NOTE THAT HE DID NOT SEND ME THIS LETTER, THIS IS **SATIRE.**

"Dear Mr. Seven Is Darker,

This is just a friendly e-mail from Pioneer, the administrator of all blogstream.com. Your name has been recommended for 'popular blogs of blogstream.com.' While although I must admit that your blog is well written and composed, your entries lack certain features that qualify you as being 'popular.'

For instance, your 'Sex In The 50's' blog caused me to no longer have interest in food. On many occasions, I have printed out a sample of your blogs, and shown them to complete strangers. All of them ran away crying. One person renounced his religion right on the spot.

While the community will continue to support you, I do not feel that we have an opening in the 'popular blogs' spot at this time for your blog. We will keep your blog on file for all future references and openings.

Thank you for your time,

Pioneer"

PLEASE NOTE THAT HE DID NOT SEND ME THIS LETTER, THIS IS **SATIRE.**



But it would still be hugely amusing if such a thing happened. But it wouldn't last long because the world would implode or something similar. It surely wouldn't be healthy.



Siouxsie And The Banshess - Through The Looking Glass - The Passenger

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Yes, invariably, this is the sick season. And as such, I feel a soreness in my throat. I have fought off these germs with oranges, multi-vitamins, green tea, soup, warmth, and plenty of rest. Hopefully, I'll never even see a runny nose.

Bwahahahah! Here's my PC Upgrade Final Specs:

2.5 Gigabytes R.A.M. (Hey, I'm on a budget!)
600+ Gigabytes Storage
256 Mb GeForce 6200 AGP 8x
Little Blue LEDs in the Computer Chassis

You can't live without the little-blue-LEDs. You just can't. I don't know HOW I survived prior to this time without little-blue-LEDs.

Regenerator - Disease - Don't Fear The Reaper

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...as the talking beef sausages are wont to ask me to do.

Holy talking sausages, Batman! I have two blogs! I forgot to mention this to a number of people. I exist as Seven Is Darker on myspace.com as well. You don't need to set up an account there to read my blog, just copy and paste: http://blog.myspace.com/seven_is_darker

I couldn't get the color scheme the same as this one. By the way, for those that are guessing, this color scheme comes from my favorite tech company, AMD. These are the colors of the AMD 64-bit Athlon.

I bid you goodnight for now, for I hear the sound of a stampede of runaway bagels. The city needs me.

System Syn - Postscript - All The Human Things

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