Oy people! I do not know if I'll get to blogging or chatting between now and the big day.

So I wish people to have a happy appropriate holiday, regardless of belief. Whether that belief be Christianity, or that little club that runs around neighborhoods and nails Communist literature to my front door. Enjoy yourselves.

And darn it, I've put food in the title and I'm hungry again.

Apoptygma Berzerk - APBL98 Tour - Love Never Dies

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Hey folks. I talked briefly about this manifesto I typed up a little while back. I forgot that it was only on myspace.com.

So, here it is in its full original text. This is my plan. No stealie. Remember, this is from myspace, where no-one cared.

"It is clear that no-one is interested in a word that I say on this blog, and therefore I should publish in more obvious spots until I get a minimum of a cult following. Then, once I become a small Internet phenomenon, I will use the momentum to become mainstream, thus alienating my original group of followers, until I reveal unto them that I have a small, niche blog elsewhere where THOSE IN THE KNOW will be able to enjoy my otherworldly thoughts all unto themselves.

That will create a massive movement of people who, thoroughly informed of my personal preferences and political standings, will eventually elect me to become the next ruler of a democratic country. It doesn't matter which one. From there I will impose rigorous economic reform favoring the people and the creation of emotionally-impacting- but-otherwise-worthless commodities that the rest of the world will have no choice but to purchase for the product's sheer aesthetic value. This will thus enhance my world standing, and probably elevate the standard of living of everyone in my country.

Once this is achieved, I will create small spinoff businesses stemming from my own government-controlled industries, and then slowly and subtly purchase or otherwise legally control various aspects of every industry in the world. Whether or not I am in total control of every government level in every country is irrelevant. My economic power will be the determinant of all future events and direction for the future of THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.

I don't plan to retire because by then, I will have steered and funded the entire study branch of bio-engineering to the prolonging of human life indefinitely. I plan to live to be 500. Minimum.

I'm also short $290. Can anyone interested in a stake of the future please donate?"

Yup. That's me.

Peter Schilling - The Different Story (A World Of Lust And Crime) - The Different Story (A World Of Lust And Crime)

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Have any of you fine folk out there taken a look or have an account on myspace.com? Just wondering.

If you do have an account there, you'll notice that when you post blog on myspace, you will see down on the bottom of the blog form, a "iPod Blogcast" bar with which you'll be able to transmit to certain iPods capable of recieving the signal.

What this means, folks, is that in all of a few years, we will have handheld devices capable of fitting in your breast pocket that will have the power of blogging. We will be able to check blogs, write blogs, and just generally let the world know of our feelings 24/7. Being converted into Borgs a la Star Trek shouldn't be too far behind.

I would actually approve of all the steps pre-Borg conversion for one good reason, and one good reason only. Blogging in this fashion would open children up to good writing, and present more than ample opportunity to a) express feelings and b) learn how to write. (Unless they all start talking 1337, which causes me to lose interest in living.)

Note to myself: Do not use food in the title of your blogs. It makes you hungry. Remember when you wrote the blog "The Ham Sandwich Must Die?" You went and consumed a leg of pork. Hell, everything you did for the rest of the day revolved around HAM. Don't do it again.

Cause & Effect - The Sunrise EP - Into The Light

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And just when you thought you could make life interesting, your blogstream service doesn't allow you to post a blog without a message.



Ah yes folks. It's another beautiful day in Oregon. The sky is grey. The air is wet. And the people shop like marauding Goth tribes eager to bring down the Roman Empire.

Quick trivia fact folks. Did you know that in Victorian England, the word "pants" was considered as naughty as the f-word of today?

Yesterday, I realized a severed aspect of the social connection that is considered "online blogging." Pants are no longer necessary.

So therefore I set my pants free, and now they haven't returned. FYI, if any of you are going to visit Portland, and you see a disembodied pair of pants running around - those are mine.

Also, I would like to thank all participants in the blogstream chat room. We hear from such colorful characters like Mr President, Abigail, Mistress Mary, Adam Warlock, Shack, myself (seven_is_darker), and many others. We've traded words better than Starbucks trades for coffee.

TTFN! (Towing Tortoises Far North!)

Arcade Fire - Arcade Fire - Headlights Shine Like Diamonds

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Hey, Mr. Shack.

My "Conspiracy To Control Manifesto" is on myspace.com

Still seven_is_darker there.

I'll have to import that blog here sometime.

Apoptygma Berzerk - L98 Tour - Paranoia

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