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You have joined the Nature Channel during our special edition - "SuperNature." On site in eastern Oregon, we are observing the quiet fields owned by the cattle ranchers that span the several-hundred-mile expanse bordering Washington, Idaho, and Nevada. Here, the cattle graze almost obliviously. Well, let's be honest, they're bovines. They're pretty much oblivious ANYWAY.

(ahem) With the recent reintroduction of the wolf, the cattle are only just starting to see the beginning of a serious predator presence. But it isn't the local lupines that are cause for concern amongst the herd-owners. We had been hoping for an instance of supernatural hunting, and on our way to Hell's Canyon, we got lucky.

We were able to spot a female canis lupus mannaro communis - otherwise known as a Russian werewolf. Even though she was not in her native land, she did not have to do much to adapt from the tundra and forests of northwestern Russia, to the wilderness of northwestern United States. Our team of parapsychologists and zoologists easily spotted her lying amongst the high grass overlooking a herd of cattle.

We were able to set up the telephoto lenses on the cameras just in time for her to pounce into action. Here we watch as the nearly seven foot long female werewolf catapults herself onto a steer that has wandered away too far from the herd. Despite the steer's advantage in size and weight, the werewolf has the advantage of strength, and the five three-inch-long claws on the end of each of her paws.

The struggle is brief and ultimately futile for the steer. The werewolf latches on with all of her claws and proceeds to tear out the the throat. Within a couple of minutes, the steer is finally dead. We observed as she consumed her fresh kill. Dr. Watkins, a Zoologist of fourteen years from UCLA, pointed out a significant bulge in her midriff. It is estimated that this female is approaching the end of her first trimester, and will more than likely consume as much of the steer as possible to feed her gestating litter.

Much like other sub-species of wolf, the female is capable of hunting while pregnant - all the way up until the last three weeks of gestation. What we did find out of place was the lack of the male mate. Typically, the trait of mating for life exists in werewolves just as much as grey wolves.

It was then, that the female werewolf looked towards the herd. We followed her gaze, and saw a naked man covered in tribal warpaint, jumping up and down on a cow - failing to get the cow to even recognize his existence.


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