I would just like to apologize profusely for not being here. I still have plenty of things to say, just not a lot of time to say them. Hopefully, this whole fiasco that is occurring as I write will be completely concluded by next weekend.

For those of you who are wondering, it involves the parts for a supercomputer, some of them dead on arrival, and the concept of customer service escaping the minds of the parts reseller. Of course, I don't normally mind, but when great chunks of money are involved, I tend to be a little more concerned.

Updates:

In order to placate the watermelon-concealing Anya, I sat her down for a Mr. Bean marathon. The fun part is that for her birthday, Anya wants a "Teddy." She has also made it clear that if I were to ever turn distinctly British, say only the word, "Bean" and become as thick as a whale omelet, she would remove all that defined me as male, and serve the lot to her friends. Mr. Rowan Atkinson, if you are reading this, there are five insanely sharp claws hovering above my crotch. I'm hoping you will understand that I choose to not imitate Mr. Bean.

I also bought my own hair trimming kit. So my hair is now shaved down real close. Anya loves to pet my head. Which progresses into rubbing her face against it, and then the full-body experience. And I once heard a question as to why guys are shaving their heads now.

Also, I am collecting 1980's Lego(c) sets so that I may build THE CONSTRUCT THAT WILL CRUSH ALL RESISTANCE IN MY BID FOR WORLD DOMINANCE. Everybody loves Legos(c). I'm collecting all of the "Blacktron(c)" and "M-Tron(c)" sets. Anybody remember those?

I have also included another Invader Zim screenshot as Esoterica 4, below.


Mirrorman - Follow Your Leader - Fetish (Leather Mix)

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