It's July 4th! It's Anya's birthday!!!

Couples out there, you know what sort of presents tend to be exchanged on birthdays. The same applies here.

But nothing gets the birthday girl drooling so much, as a slab of Danish-style baby-back pork ribs. Barbecued with garlic salt and a hint of Bourbon Whiskey, slathered with BBQ sauce... until that rack of ribs is gone, it is wise to keep your body roughly three feet away from her frenzied mouth.

Even though Anya isn't really fond of them, I feel that birthday dinners should always end with sweets. So, I got Anya a large cupcake, and decorated it with my own assortment of colorful sprinkles.

"Awww. I suppose I can eat one a year. It won't do any harm."

"Not with the way you run around."

She almost put it in her mouth, but her acute senses stopped her. "Wait... are these... pills?!"

"Sprinkles are so boring."


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