If

EVER

there was somethnig that could have its' way with ame (more so than Anya) it would be "Stone Imperial Russian Stout." I'm half Ukraine, so I tned to have more of a taaste for these things. But Imprial Russinan  Stuout  totoalll y 0wnwss me. Atfter drinking more than a pint of the sutff, with the room swiimngin and the floor bineg so comfortable, I tend to... I don't know.

But i now longer live alone. NOw Iv'e got AnYa. And she can smell alcholo a mile awya. But she is so unserderstanding. my head is ufll of stouat, and she pick emy up like a doll. I'm inm y charia and my faice is up aginagst her bredstsas. Warmand rond. and I cna hear her talkging to me :

"whos my little duncikne boy?!"
"OW!"
"just bgecaucse you cn'at feel ayour onwn fac e dones't mean I cn't afeel your tteth!"
"Wju are yupi sp dirml?!"

Evantualolay Anya sotps wobblbing, and I cna hear her in mey eears, "Why do you dirnk? You know I 'm her efo ryou."

I think i said, "I wnatg to rule the world, and they are so unwrothy. All of them. What make shtem think they dieserve me as their leader?!"

I got a big hug, she squishe dme agaginst her soft body.

"I wnat you to know, athta I lvoe you and I do this because I love you."

I got onwe more press against her warm body, and then the floor came upa gain.

"Children! The IceBucketS!!!!!"




OH DEAR GOD DOES EIGHT BUCKETS OF ICE WATER WITH ICE CUBES HURT WHEN THEY'RE DUMPED ON YOUR FACE.

Eiffel 65 - Europop - I'm Blue

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well now, don't quote me on this, but I still believe there was a ring that loved to listen to the radio