In America, you have four different kinds of golfers. You've got your Professional Golfers, you have your Golfers, Lazy Golfers, and then people who just like to hit small defenseless object with sticks.

Can you guess which one Mr. Darker is?

Sure, those professional golfers can hit a ball into a hole with a single digit number of strokes. But how many of them can hit a ball into a hole after no less than EIGHT HUNDRED SWINGS?!

That's right. None of them. And those fools limit themselves to neatly manicured grass. I'll take my golf ball and clubs ANYWHERE. See, I play with only ONE of the rules to be held above all the other ones that I ignore - you have the play the ball where it lies, and you can't touch it until it's gone in the hole.

Most of the time, this is okay, but those grocery stores sure to whine a lot.


Toad The Wet Sprocket - Fear - All I Want

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campaign for an outerspace less nerd. drop the console and vai grabbing a woman.