Ladies and gentlemen, I am back. (Right, just like all those other times you said you were back.)

No, really, I mean it this time. Right now, I've got a strain of common cold, so instead of doing things other people have asked of me, I am spending my time getting my projects done. Did you know that I write up all of my blog posts on a word processor, and then I post them? Well, beforehand I had all of these posts written up and on only one of my global domination computers. It just so happens that it is time to retire that computer.

There’s literally nothing wrong with it, it just happens to be outdated. Sixty-four bit operating systems are are so much faster, they spoil me. And unfortunately, this computer just can’t be upgraded to 64-bit. So, I’m giving it away to my Dad, who has less to do with world domination. I think of it as a retirement. So long Norg Figgle, you’ve been a great computer. Rest up, you’ve deserved it.

After all that, we come down to my other two domination computers. They both share one computer housing, and in fact, can “leave messages” for each other, despite the fact that they operate on two totally different command lines than each other. Why do I have two operating systems on my computer? One is for casual. The other is for security.

In any case, I have converted all of my blog records into one format both operating systems recognise (70 pages long each!), and I’ve stored them in a shared folder. Considering that both systems are able to access the Internet, that means I’m twice as likely to post and respond on Blogstream.

Yay!

So stay tuned! Seven is back!


Jamiroqai - Canned Heat - Canned Heat (You know, from “Napoleon Dynamite”)

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