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SEVEN IS WHAT?


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One of these days, I’m just going laugh whenever somebody greets me.

(Victim:) “Hey, how’s it....”

(Seven:) “HAHAHAHA! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

(Victim:) “ Uh... What?”

(Seven:) “HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!”

(Victim:) “Uh, I don’t understand.”

(Seven:) “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Believe me, all that laughing is therapeutic. We will now break for a few words that inspire me to write the things that I do.

Monkey bagel neat all points bulletin beer zim constant slander pigboy jet cookie space bacon offset jacket perspicuous stout inorganic nacho fortress haboob nylon elevator android Cornish delicious weenie death booth doughboy cheese joy grease dancing pain legislation seven is darker marbles psychic red squirrel zygomorphic watercress nicht wahr maison de sante tout a fait tinder kidnaping fry lord Spanish inquisition owl insertion monarchy fingertip minimal evil clone taquito Santa nuclear mole tuna hair floating moose dancing naked chair squid chub monster ham vomit ski lift breaking toady seven is darker drool oily bricks realism sniffy devilfish bed earthquake rupture fat man jiggly trout frozen headless clown bolt monocle ogre random doom rigor mortis kitty sucking trees ladylike evil merry platypus overgrown pickle ragman ocean malevolent shirt muffin shave bad self horrible boy head exploding snacks.

The Timelords - Doctorin’ The TARDIS (Single Album) - Doctorin’ The TARDIS

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Posted by Seven Is Darker at 4:24 PM - 14 Comments   Add a Comment  
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Seven,
In reference to your previous post: I'm pretty sure that you can start charging $3.99 a minute now!

In reference to your current post: You are either a dancing genius or an artful madman. Either way, I adore you.
 
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by Kristin (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 6:06 PM




Zygomorphic??? I couldn't even spell it right just from the time that it took for the comment section to load up. Where do you get this stuff dude??

Adam -- "Dude, what's up??"

Seven -- "HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!"

Adam -- "Dude, did you know Miss Donuts is looking for you."

Seven -- "HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!"

Adam -- "I'm serious, she's looking for you."

Seven -- "HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!"

Adam -- "She's got a feather and she's going to tickle the motor oil out of your engine."

Seven -- "HAHAHAHA HAHA--- What??!!!"

Adam -- "I tried to tell you. Oh shit here she comes! HIDE!!!"

Miss Donuts -- "Ohhhhhh two bad naughty boys! You get your butts over here and do exactly what I tell you."

Adam and Seven (together) "Yes Miss Donuts."

Haha. I made a funny.
 
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by Adam_Warlock_2099 (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 6:08 PM




Hahaha cuuuuute Adam and gee between Seven's descriptions of his weiner and your remark here I feel sooooo well soooo moist...oh it's not want you think I just spilled Coke on my lap...mmmmmmm those carbonated bubbles sure feel mighty gooooooood! Care for a sip????  
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by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 6:35 PM




Well don't put so much whiskey in your coke like I do, and after so much coke, your bound to spill it once or twice.

SEVEN!!!?????

Have you been showing Miss Donuts what's under the hood? Man, I thought I had her sold, but I guess this gal needs more than one car.
 
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by Adam_Warlock_2099 (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 6:38 PM




Ohhh nooo baby I like to be sober ohhh yeah I want to see everything, feel everything, remember everything!!!! Mmmmmmm sober is the best plus I never drink and drive...ahhhhhhhahahahaha!!!
Hmm I prefer just one car at a time, I am for the enviroment two cars, two exhaust pipes, too much pollution. And plus I get tired having to keep refueling those cars ahhhhhhhhhhhahahaha!
 
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by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 6:56 PM




Yes drinking and "driving" can have disastrous consequences. Mostly the "engine" will not work well, it just kind of sputters, but never starts. Or something you get it going, but all it will do is idle and never get into "gear". So I don't blame you for not drinking and "driving".  
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by Adam_Warlock_2099 (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 7:15 PM




Hehehe actually I think those car problems you refer to happen to male drivers!!! Hehehe I never had those problems, but I did try to have sex with a passed out guy once, geez it was awful unclothing him, trying to get him ready geez William Hung is a lousy lay when he's passed out! And spiking his chocolate milk with Demoral was a bad idea of mine, did you know that he sang terribly for a few days after that, can you imagine that?  
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by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 7:23 PM




As shameful as it is to say, the "engine" problems I speak of have happened to me before. Sometimes when I'm trying to rev the engine, and sometimes when I just "manhanding the gear shift" when no one is looking.  
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by Adam_Warlock_2099 (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 7:37 PM




Do you check you oil often and do you get your fuelline thoroughly cleaned out? I have heard that helps with those kind of car troubles. I personally like having bodywork done on me I am revving to go when that happens.  
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by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 7:50 PM




Yes Miss Donuts, I usually have my fuel line cleared at least once a week if not twice. Sometimes, my "mechanic" isn't open for buiness, or out of town, and in those cases I have to work on the engine myself. Although it gets the job done, it is not as nice as having the skills of my "mechanic" to get it done right.  
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by Adam_Warlock_2099 (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 8:02 PM




Hahaha Adam and woooo woooo wooo!!!!  
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by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 18, 2006 @ 8:05 PM




Uhhhhh. I really don't know what to say to the previous comments....I'm really just....uh, let me refer to my unusual column of words.... "sucking trees ladylike." No, wait, that's not it...."pigboy jet cookie." Yeah, that's it. 7  
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by Seven Is Darker (PM , CC ) on Friday May 19, 2006 @ 12:51 AM




Adam, Donuts, your euphemisms on sex make me wonder what it is I'm truely driving. What I do know is that I can definitely goe from 0-60 in less than four seconds, and can cruise for hours. 7  
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by Seven Is Darker (PM , CC ) on Friday May 19, 2006 @ 12:57 AM




Haha dude, that is too funny. Although I think that is what women complain about with men, that we go from 0-60 in seconds and then crash. But since you can cruise for hours, that is a plus side to it. Hey if you are there, come by, Ill hang out in the chat room for a bit, if you have time.  
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by Adam_Warlock_2099 (PM , CC ) on Friday May 19, 2006 @ 1:25 AM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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